Quorn for thought…

I don’t really know much about Quorn, I know it’s some sort of protein from a fungus which sounds a bit rank actually, but I’d have given my right arm for it when I was a kid. My massive ugly veggie burger, disintegrating and staring at me on the BBQ next to all the other uniform beef burgers. “Errrr, what’s that? It looks like a poo” my friends would squeal, “yeah, it tastes like one too” I would think to myself, before running off to eat my embarrassing burger without anyone else noticing it’s freakish appearance. I like to think that Quorn was invented for tortured vegetarian kids like myself.

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  1. As a meat eater who, more often than not, eats vegetarian food I have only tried quorn a few times, and whilst it was ‘ok’ I always wonder about the need to make you think you are eating meat, if you know what I mean? I do remember those burgers though, its a wonder that you managed to stay veggie!

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